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Okay, welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He, him, also

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with me today is Amy More. Yeah, she, her. I'm Amy More and tonight I will be playing

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Sullivan's Are We Doing This Thing? Yeah. You're doing great. Thank you. Yeah, this

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is how we do the intro. This is where Amy kind of remembers. This is a little

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peek behind the curtain when it's not edited. It's been one day. We forgot, okay? Yeah.

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I know. Also, I wasn't quite sure. I was like, is this how we start these things?

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But these are new. I don't I play Sullivan's like he, him. And Carla

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Maxted. She, her. I'll be playing Glim. Also she, her. And Tom Laird. He, him

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and I'll be playing Moot, who is also he, him. Guys, thanks so much for

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not just going ahead and saying like your class and your race. And that

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makes me look like a complete dummy for just saying the name. We take the

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lead from you. You were right there with me. Who her? Russ calls on first to

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sets the tone for whatever else is happening. Well, guess what? You know

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who's going to set the tone for the rest of the show? All of these lovely

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people in the chat. All of these lovely people. This is the only live

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show where you go to that. I'm sure you're going to get shouted out if you

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if you're in the chat. So guess who else is with us? Aaron, Andrew, Brian,

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Craig, David, Forreth. Got it right. Jacob, Kat, Kayla, Nick, Phoebe, Ruben,

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Sharon, Stan, Stan or Jess? Threw me off because Jess was in the beginning.

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Stevie and Weston, welcome. Thank you so much. Thank you for being here. And I lost the chat. Where did the chat go? There it is. Oh, there it is. Yay. Who's playing

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Grantz's tonight? Oh, that's what I came back to. I've got a message on

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Discord for after. OK, thank you all for being here. Fuck it. Let's play. I get some dice out, I guess.

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Yeah, we're playing. We're playing D&D tonight. I don't know if you know this, Tom.

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We rarely ever do. In the chat, we're going to need a setting of difficult

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terrain of some sort. Could be very specific, could be named, could be very

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generic. Stan? Get out of here. Stan's here. We need something that Mootglim and Sully are trying to find. Could be something extraordinary, could be something not as

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extraordinary. These are fun. These are fun ideas. You guys are the best.

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Mootglim and Sully, you've accepted a job, a task, a quest, if you will, to go venture through the muggy swamp of

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Boric von Prescott to find the holy relic Underpants.

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So guys, is this. So is this swamp, like, named after Boric? Is it his swamp? Is it just.

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I thought he owned it. Did I? There was, you know, you never let me read the informative placards. And if you would just let me read them, I would be able to answer this question.

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I know. But Glim, and I don't mean to be rude with this or anything, but like, you're really, when you read these plaques, you take a really long time.

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Well, I mean, somebody put a lot of effort into creating the plaque and making it and sharing information, so I feel like I owe them my full attention.

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I mean, that's fair. It's like when you go to the to the plays and you stay all the way through the credits at the end, like those people worked hard.

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Exactly, exactly. Yeah, but three very different people.

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But I know that we are on a mission, so I understand why you didn't let me read the plaque.

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I'm just saying if you did, I'd be able to tell you.

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Hey, friends.

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Who's that? I got the I got the plaque for you.

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You didn't read it, so I just pulled it from the earth and then I brought it to you.

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That's just straight up evangelism.

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Yeah, you got to put that back after Glim reads it.

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Ah, here's 20 minutes of my life.

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Well, get ready. This is going to be great. Here, you read this plaque.

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I had got it all sweaty because I was running through this muggy swamp.

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You ate all the baguettes right before you go on this big quest and you left me behind a little bit, but I caught up, so it's OK.

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Well, thank Bahamut. You're here.

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Bahamut thinks I'm great, too.

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Well, Bahamut thinks everybody is great.

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So you're part of everybody.

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OK, well, I'll take the first line.

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The muggy swamp of Boris von Prescott was founded back in 1462 when he

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was out exploring his grandfather's estate and became lost in a well.

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But little did he know there was a passage through the side of the well that led out into a murky swamp.

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Filled with alligators and other tropical birds.

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I'm sorry, I guess I didn't see that there wasn't a period there.

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You're not the best reader, Sully.

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It's just a little bit of schmutz.

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It was schmutz from the swamp.

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Yeah, Hillops does sweat all over it.

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Yeah.

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So I guess.

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Oh, and bees.

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Oh, I guess now we know more information.

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Also, alligators and other tropical birds and bees.

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So we should be careful.

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Yes, we should be careful.

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Well, it's a good thing we were sent on this quest by an orc named Omelette Egg Crusher.

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They pay good money.

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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I wasn't really paying attention when the whole.

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I heard that they paid good money and then and something about underpants.

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Yeah.

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Well, is it they are the underpants of Cool Breeze.

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Is Cool Breeze a guy?

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Well, they're the holy relic underpants of Cool Breeze.

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Is it Cool Breeze because there's lots of holes in these underwears?

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Yeah, it's like a fine mesh.

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So it's mesh underwear.

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But it's meant to be that way.

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No, we're not going down that road, you dirties.

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It's totally supposed to be that way for aerodynamics.

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And airflow.

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That's how the Cool Breeze.

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I mean, honestly, it's like comfort.

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Maybe it would be a good idea.

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Hillip, business aside.

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Business aside, we're talking business now.

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Just quickly.

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It would be a great idea if we could somehow

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get the trademark on the mesh Cool Breeze underwear to sell at the Bahamas.

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Because it does get a bit warm doing Zumba.

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Doing Zumba, especially in these muggy climates.

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When we put up a great spot here, we're

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going to clear some of these trees and bushes.

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Maybe put it on risers so it's not in the swamp.

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Because it's a high stepping.

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We have to high step so much to get through the muck here.

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But you can incorporate that into your moves.

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Just more excellent cardiovascular situations.

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Makes you feel all worked out.

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That's what we do?

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Not just sell baguettes and take people's money?

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No, that's certainly a very small incidental part

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of the business that is Zumba and Bahamut

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proselytizing between you and me.

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Breezy butts are healthy butts.

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That's what they say.

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That's the new slogan.

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Bahamaniacs, get your undies.

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Breezy butts are healthy butts.

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I'm writing it down.

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Glim, sorry, just a little about your business aside.

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Do not, under any circumstances, allow Hillop to model these.

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Oh, absolutely not.

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Absolutely not.

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No offense, Hillop, but I know you're quite conservative in your dress.

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Yeah, yeah, totally.

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I wear long sleeves, long ankle pants.

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A lot of pantaloons.

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A lot of pantaloons.

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Yeah, it's got to cover everything.

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Ankle pants different from regular pants?

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Oh, yes, they are very different than regular pants.

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Maybe you could tell me all about it as we go through this really mucky place.

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Yeah, we have been walking for quite some time here.

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But ankle pants, date back to my grandmama and pop pop.

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They fashioned ankle pants out of something.

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Out of something that is perhaps potato sacks.

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But really it was more of a three piece tweed ensemble with flood pants and waistcoats.

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There was an era of poofy pants, ankle pants, where they fashion using securing

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devices, like cocoons for your legs until one day your legs spring free as butterflies.

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Oh, that sounds-

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So I have not reached that stage of my life yet.

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Are there mushrooms around here?

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That's a great question.

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I hadn't seen anything, but it seems like Hillop maybe-

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Maybe partook in some?

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I have some here.

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Would you like some?

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No, thank you.

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Knew it.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Yep.

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I sort of was wondering why we were walking on the path, which is still a bit mucky, but

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he was just right in there in the swamp, so it does make sense now.

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Well if he's scouting locations for new Baja Maniacs, I mean it does make sense

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to get in there.

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Right.

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The group rounds a bend and before them they see a passageway descending down below

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the surface of the swamp.

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They hear a noise coming up from beneath this swampy passageway.

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Probably leads down to the well.

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Yeah, but hold on a second.

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Listen closely.

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It sounds like...

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Sounds like there's an adventure down there.

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This is probably the way to find...

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What are we even looking for?

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The breezy pants of cool underwears?

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No, holy relic of underpants and cool breezes.

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We'll look and find the pants with holes in them.

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I feel like it's just an old pair of underpants.

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No, they're special, like magic underpants.

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Otherwise why would the orc have paid us to go find them?

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Maybe he doesn't like humid hot swamps.

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Wants his cool breezed underpants.

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Alright, I will lead the way.

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Hylp begins to descend towards the blrrrp sound.

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The further they go, the less light there is.

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Hylp can't see well.

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But he keeps going until he gets to the bottom, trips and falls, which is followed

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by a very moist blrrrp sound.

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Well, we should probably go a different way.

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It sounds supes dangerous.

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Is it?

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Hylp, are you?

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I think I can...

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Are you okay?

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Is your face busted?

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Are you stuck in something?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What?

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Hmm.

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I guess we should go get him out of whatever he's in.

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Yeah, okay.

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Yeah, we should.

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We should.

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It's the right thing to do.

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Well, Mo, can you make some fire for us or something?

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Because it's awfully dark down there and I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do.

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I just don't want to...

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I don't want to fall on him and have like...

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He was so sweaty.

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I just don't want our bodies to touch.

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Yeah, I can do that.

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And Moot grabs like a rock, kind of a baseball, softball-sized one and casts the light cantrip

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on it and illuminates up to a 20-foot radius of light.

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All right.

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That's beautiful.

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All of you see that there is...

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It looks like glistening mud.

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I rolled a 16, Russ.

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It looks like glistening mud down at the base of these stairs.

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You watch for just a brief moment and there's like a little bubble that comes up.

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Oh no.

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This is...

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What...

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What does it smell like?

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What does it smell like?

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What does it smell like?

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What does it smell like?

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I immediately regret that question.

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Eww.

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Something like baked bread.

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Eggs and baked bread.

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Is that a hint of lemon?

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Maybe some vanilla?

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Some rotting vegetables?

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I'm getting a hot Cheetos, getting a hot Cheetos sent out of this.

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Something spicy.

247
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:59,159
Can we see like just bubbles or can we see...

248
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:01,799
Is he submerged or what's up with Hillup?

249
00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:04,600
Is there an outline of Hillup in this mud?

250
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,600
You don't see him.

251
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,600
You just saw the bubble.

252
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,639
You do hear like a lobe.

253
00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:12,899
Well, it seems like he's gone.

254
00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:20,539
I have a javelin that I will gently poke in where the bubbles are coming from.

255
00:13:20,539 --> 00:13:21,539
As hard as you can.

256
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,740
In the general direction of where he fell.

257
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,459
Because it's pretty long.

258
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,259
That's the longest weapon I have.

259
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:28,500
I don't really want to.

260
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:33,699
You put it into the mud and it goes in and you keep pushing it down until it

261
00:13:33,699 --> 00:13:38,379
kind of feels resistance and then you feel a tug on the other end.

262
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,379
Oh.

263
00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,460
Guys, I think maybe he...

264
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,460
Here help me.

265
00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:44,019
I don't know.

266
00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:45,019
Was it one tug or two?

267
00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:46,019
One tug means I'm fine.

268
00:13:46,019 --> 00:13:47,620
Two tugs means pull me out.

269
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,540
What if it was just one long tug?

270
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,180
I couldn't really tell, but I kind of want to err.

271
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,180
Okay.

272
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,180
Okay.

273
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,180
Okay.

274
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,180
All right.

275
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,180
On the count of three.

276
00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:01,220
Glimer all strength or athletics with advantage as well.

277
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,780
That was 17.

278
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:03,780
That was 11.

279
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,780
So 17.

280
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:05,780
All right.

281
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,780
It takes a moment.

282
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,060
There's a bit of a give and take.

283
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:11,780
There's almost a vacuum like pressure behind him.

284
00:14:11,779 --> 00:14:16,620
But then Hillop comes bursting out and you look at your javelin and the metal on it

285
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,819
is completely corroded away.

286
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:19,819
Oh.

287
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:23,019
And is Hillop completely corroded away or how's he doing?

288
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:25,939
How are all of his buttons and things like that?

289
00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:26,939
Yeah.

290
00:14:26,939 --> 00:14:29,939
How about his metal shirt that he was wearing?

291
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:30,939
His metal shirt.

292
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,299
What about his glasses?

293
00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:34,980
Anything metal on him is lost.

294
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,980
Oh, so he's poor now.

295
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,579
Yep.

296
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:44,180
His clothing is fine, but any buttons, any belt buckles, anything.

297
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,620
The sequins are all gone.

298
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,580
Yeah, the sequins are gone.

299
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:52,379
Yeah, the excellent armored hat he was wearing.

300
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:57,620
His rodeo champ belt buckle, which didn't really make sense because clearly he was

301
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,580
not a rodeo star, but he bought it at a vintage store or something.

302
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,580
I don't know.

303
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,660
The chain he was wearing over top of his turtleneck.

304
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,100
And the chain for his wallet.

305
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,440
All of those things are gone.

306
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,720
Hillop is so normal now.

307
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,800
I don't like it.

308
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,800
You saved me.

309
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,360
I fell into the muck-muck and it went and then swallowed me whole.

310
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,320
Yeah, what was it like in there?

311
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,800
It's cold and smelled a bit like eggs, but also bread.

312
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Tasted like a pickle.

313
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800
Oh.

314
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800
Why'd you?

315
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800
Could have been worse.

316
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800
Why'd you open your mouth?

317
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800
Well, you panic.

318
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Right?

319
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800
No, I don't panic.

320
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Well, let me throw you in and see if you panic.

321
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,300
No, that's totally fine.

322
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,040
I want to keep all of my money.

323
00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:44,480
Yeah, I think it's called the old suck-muck because it sucks you in.

324
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,480
Sounds horrible.

325
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,480
And it's mucky.

326
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480
And it's mucky.

327
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,480
It's the old suck-muck.

328
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,480
Okay.

329
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,480
Do we have a way around this suck-muck?

330
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,480
Yeah.

331
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,480
What do we see?

332
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,480
Is there a path?

333
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
Luke, can you light it on fire?

334
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,480
The mud?

335
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,919
I could, but I don't know if we should do that.

336
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:04,480
Could you freeze it so we could walk on top of it?

337
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480
I don't know if I could.

338
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,480
Phillip will go first.

339
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,480
It'll be fine.

340
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,279
I don't think so.

341
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,800
I could burn it, but I don't know if that's a great idea.

342
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,639
This muck goes about what's long enough that they can't jump it?

343
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:19,879
Ride alligators across it.

344
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:20,879
Yeah, that's good.

345
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,879
There, you're getting great ideas here.

346
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:25,879
If only I had an alligator.

347
00:16:25,879 --> 00:16:26,879
It's sick.

348
00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:27,879
Well, it's good.

349
00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:28,879
Glim can jump farther than that.

350
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:30,120
It's 10 feet across.

351
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120
I think.

352
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,120
From a dwarf?

353
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120
We don't have a dwarf, though.

354
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120
We have a halfling.

355
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,120
We have a halfling.

356
00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:41,080
I mean, it would be easier to throw than a dwarf.

357
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,240
Absolutely.

358
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,399
Can we lay down and roll across it?

359
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,200
Someone's welcome to try.

360
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,679
Perhaps it's like a surface tension kind of thing.

361
00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:58,200
Or it's like a bed of nails where the weight is distributed properly, but I don't

362
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200
want to try it.

363
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:04,200
I'm just going to jump across.

364
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,160
OK.

365
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,160
You can jump that far, Sully?

366
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,160
Ten feet long?

367
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,400
No, it looks like six freedom units across, yeah.

368
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,519
Yeah, that's what we said after that.

369
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:21,600
I said no, it's ten feet because Glim could just step across.

370
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,680
I didn't hear that.

371
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,559
You can jump thinking it's six feet, though.

372
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:27,559
That's cool.

373
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,559
Spatial problems for Sully is fine.

374
00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:31,559
Sully starts stretching his hammies.

375
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:33,360
All right, yeah, you're good.

376
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600
Rubbing his shoulders.

377
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,600
No, don't touch me.

378
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,840
You're covered in goop.

379
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,160
Yeah, no, that's OK.

380
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160
It's all right.

381
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,160
It's all right.

382
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:50,160
I maybe I could get like a like like maybe you can like go on our fours or

383
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:55,000
something and then I could run and launch myself off of your back to give

384
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,560
myself a little extra.

385
00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:02,200
OK, what if instead like Glim and I stand there and like create a little

386
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:07,519
platform for you and when you step on us and jump, we can also throw you

387
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,519
as far as we can.

388
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:09,519
Oh, I like that.

389
00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:10,519
Let's do it.

390
00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:11,519
Yeah, we're going to.

391
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:12,519
Yeah.

392
00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:13,519
OK, good.

393
00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:15,559
We're going to need an athletic check and take three pain to spine

394
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:16,920
damage if you're jumping on here.

395
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,920
Oh, no, we're doing the throw.

396
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,920
Yeah.

397
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:23,600
Instead of athletics, could it be acrobatics running, jumping into

398
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,519
someone's feet and being flipped into the air?

399
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,120
We could justify acrobatics.

400
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,799
I mean, it could be athletics for Glim and I.

401
00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:30,799
Yep.

402
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:31,799
That's true.

403
00:18:32,399 --> 00:18:37,399
Let's do an athletics for the lifting, for the lifting, but acroletics.

404
00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:38,399
Acroletics.

405
00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:41,399
I like it.

406
00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:44,399
OK, here we go.

407
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,399
OK, don't tell me what yours is.

408
00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:47,399
I think we know already.

409
00:18:47,399 --> 00:18:49,399
Do you need do you need your halfling luck?

410
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:56,399
Well, I rolled and so I'm going to use my halfling luck because everybody it was

411
00:18:56,399 --> 00:18:57,399
a one.

412
00:18:57,399 --> 00:19:00,399
OK, how did the athletics do?

413
00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:01,399
18.

414
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
12.

415
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000
19 for my acrobatics.

416
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:12,400
Yeah, Sully, you take a it's not much of a runway, but you go up a few stairs and

417
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,800
maybe try and get some leverage and then you you run and you jump into moot kind

418
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,800
of gives not, you know, not realizing exercise is the thing.

419
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
Maybe.

420
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800
I don't know.

421
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800
Probably.

422
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800
But he's read about it, though.

423
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:33,000
Picks up the weight and propels you over this muck, which you fly through the air past

424
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,000
six feet, seven feet, eight feet, nine feet and tuck and roll at the 10 foot mark

425
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,200
and make it to the other side on hard ground.

426
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:46,399
I definitely roll it and then come out of my role like and then like stick the

427
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:52,399
landing like arms out and I turn towards them and I bow.

428
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,399
All right.

429
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:54,399
Come on over.

430
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,400
That says nine point five just carries that around with her.

431
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,800
Where did I lose a point five?

432
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,200
Just curious.

433
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,800
Oh, that was that was probably my bad.

434
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,600
Surely carries one sign, though.

435
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,400
I can't ever give a perfect score.

436
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400
Yeah.

437
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,600
Only Bahamut can be perfect.

438
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,600
She never gives below nine point five, but also never above nine point five.

439
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,800
It's consistency, though.

440
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:19,000
One card is a tensor for Bahamut.

441
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,400
That's what she always says.

442
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400
Always says.

443
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,400
Yeah.

444
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,000
Okay.

445
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Hillups next then.

446
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,400
Oh, you want us to.

447
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,200
Okay.

448
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Yeah, we can do it again.

449
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,400
I swear I'll do it better this time.

450
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,600
Aren't you a regular size man too?

451
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600
Like can't be as easy.

452
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh, no.

453
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
He's going to roll with this advantage.

454
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Four.

455
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
So six.

456
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Fifteen.

457
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,600
I lived up to my word with a 13.

458
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,800
All right.

459
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,400
So Hillup comes barreling down.

460
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,600
He's all arms and legs running like a spaghetti monster.

461
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,800
Yeah, I would assume so.

462
00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:57,399
He gets enough speed that he steps into your hands and manages to propel off, but like slaps

463
00:20:57,399 --> 00:21:01,799
both of you in the face and you're going to take one bludgeoning damage to your face

464
00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:03,200
as he runs by.

465
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,799
One slapping damage.

466
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:11,599
But you see his legs midair begin to move so fast that they quickly and because he

467
00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:19,000
has big platypus feet, they slap the ground and he manages to duck walk across.

468
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,799
Sorry, he has platypus feet?

469
00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:22,799
Yeah.

470
00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:24,400
Do platypus have big feet?

471
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,200
I don't know.

472
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,799
Sure.

473
00:21:25,799 --> 00:21:26,599
Like I imagine.

474
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:29,799
Did you not want to throw clowns under the bus so you said platypus feet?

475
00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:31,200
Well, yeah.

476
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,400
Okay, that's all right.

477
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,599
Glim holds the sign up upside down.

478
00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:38,200
So it looks like a 5.6.

479
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,000
And yeah, he leaves a nice mucky handprint smear across Moot and Glim's face.

480
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Sounds about right for old Hillup.

481
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,400
I have talked to animals, which I have never used before.

482
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,600
As always today.

483
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,400
So let's try and talk to a crocodili or an alligator.

484
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,400
Which one did we say there was?

485
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,400
Alligators were down the bell.

486
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,400
Alligators and other birds.

487
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400
Right.

488
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,000
And other birds.

489
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,800
The animal kingdom is not a mystery to us, okay.

490
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,800
And bees, I seem to remember.

491
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,200
So yes, speak with animals.

492
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:17,000
So hello, alligators or other tropical birds?

493
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Hello?

494
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:25,599
You hear like ruffled, yeah, and ruffled footsteps coming from the top of the stairs.

495
00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:31,000
And you look up and you see this long snout of what you'd expect of an alligator.

496
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
But it looks like there are frills coming off of it.

497
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Oh.

498
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,799
What accent does an alligator have?

499
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:43,000
I mean Cajun seems like, but we don't know, any of us do a Cajun accent.

500
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
It's not going to be great.

501
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Please don't be offended with whatever Russ does.

502
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,799
It's not going to be great.

503
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,799
It's probably going to be a cross between Donnie Flamekins and Hilla.

504
00:22:50,799 --> 00:22:51,799
Let's find out.

505
00:22:51,799 --> 00:22:54,799
Hey, what you got down there?

506
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:55,799
Hello.

507
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:59,799
My friends and I are trying to get across the muck down here.

508
00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:04,799
And I thought you probably have some expert knowledge that you could share.

509
00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,799
Yeah, you just climb on my back and we can get right across there, yeah?

510
00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:08,799
Oh.

511
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:09,799
Oh, that's so wonderful.

512
00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:11,799
That's so wonderful.

513
00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,799
My name is Glim.

514
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:16,799
This is my friend Moot.

515
00:23:16,799 --> 00:23:18,799
I must say, you look great.

516
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:20,799
I don't mean to be shallow.

517
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:24,799
But the feathers and the ruffles and the, oh, wow, wow.

518
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,799
Well, what's that song you say?

519
00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:32,799
In the shallow, in the shallow, in the shallow.

520
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:33,799
Mm-hmm.

521
00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:34,799
Yeah.

522
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:35,799
Yeah, no.

523
00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:37,799
Hey, I'm just an alligator with feathers.

524
00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,799
But, you know, maybe you got to pay me something.

525
00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:42,799
What does an alligator want, you know, what does an alligator need for in this world?

526
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:45,799
I'm just an old country man.

527
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,799
It's evolving as we find out who this alligator is.

528
00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:51,799
I want to know a little more of this alligator.

529
00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:52,799
You introduced yourself.

530
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,799
I'm going to introduce myself to you.

531
00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:56,799
I saw my name back here somewhere.

532
00:23:56,799 --> 00:24:01,799
It was Lolligata Toothsome is what my name is.

533
00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:03,799
Oh, Lolligata, it's so great to meet you.

534
00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:08,799
If you wouldn't mind helping us across, you see, some of our friends already made it.

535
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,799
We're looking for these mesh underpants, these cool breeze.

536
00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:13,799
Do you know anything about those?

537
00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:18,799
The cool breeze comes up from underneath.

538
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:19,799
Okay.

539
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:21,799
And you're headed in the right direction there.

540
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:23,799
You got to just get going through there.

541
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:25,799
But I'm going to need some payment.

542
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,799
It's going to need to be dental floss and a preening comb,

543
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,799
as well as a lock of your friend's hair down at the end there.

544
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:31,799
Oh.

545
00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:32,799
Oh, wow, all right.

546
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:34,799
Okay, I mean, I do have...

547
00:24:34,799 --> 00:24:36,799
I'll save a bolt for you.

548
00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:40,799
I always have dental floss with me, so I can give you some of that.

549
00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:41,799
Oh, that's great.

550
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:42,799
Here, I just had this little piece.

551
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:43,799
And you know what?

552
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:45,799
My arms are a little bit too short to actually use it.

553
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:46,799
Do you want me to...

554
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:47,799
Could you?

555
00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:49,799
I have a really good jay technique.

556
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:50,799
I mean...

557
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:53,799
Glimer, you're paying this gator before he takes you.

558
00:24:53,799 --> 00:24:54,799
Well...

559
00:24:54,799 --> 00:24:57,799
Are you putting your hands in the gator's mouth before he takes you across?

560
00:24:57,799 --> 00:24:59,799
He can keep the dental floss after.

561
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,799
It's fine.

562
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,799
Just a little show of pre-gratitude.

563
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:06,799
Yeah, it's just like back here in the far back.

564
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:09,799
You just got to reach in, just climb right on in there.

565
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,799
Yeah.

566
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:11,799
Oh, I see it.

567
00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:12,799
Did you have popcorn?

568
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:13,799
That's what I ate.

569
00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:14,799
It'll get you.

570
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:15,799
Every time.

571
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:16,799
Wasn't a small halfling.

572
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,799
As you're digging around there, you see many things.

573
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:21,799
So many things.

574
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:22,799
You see...

575
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:27,799
Well, there's a human finger bone kind of tucked and curled underneath.

576
00:25:27,799 --> 00:25:28,799
Oh, two...

577
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:29,799
Oh, did you...

578
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:30,799
Are you storing these in here?

579
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:31,799
Because there is some silver.

580
00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:34,799
Do you want me to put that...

581
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,799
Oh, no, I didn't even know that was in there.

582
00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:37,799
That can be yours too.

583
00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:38,799
I don't have any need...

584
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:44,799
I just take dental floss off of unsuspecting strangers to help them across slippery muck.

585
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:45,799
Makes sense.

586
00:25:45,799 --> 00:25:47,799
Absolutely makes perfect sense to me.

587
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:48,799
Oh, and a key?

588
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:49,799
Have you...

589
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:53,799
It looks like maybe it's for like a bank box or a...

590
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:54,799
Oh!

591
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:55,799
Have you...

592
00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:56,799
Are you looking for that?

593
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,799
You know, there was this individual who lost a key earlier.

594
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:02,799
Came down from this way too.

595
00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:05,799
Maybe we'll hang on to that there.

596
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:07,799
Yeah, we'll probably run into them.

597
00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:09,799
Sorry.

598
00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:10,799
Discus.

599
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,799
I was just, you know, doing my track and field there earlier.

600
00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:15,799
Shotput, discus, and we were trying to catch it.

601
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:20,799
You know how we do these as alligators down here in the...

602
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,799
Swamps.

603
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:23,799
Yep.

604
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:24,799
The one.

605
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:25,799
All right.

606
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:26,799
You want to get across here or what?

607
00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:27,799
I sure do.

608
00:26:27,799 --> 00:26:28,799
I sure do.

609
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:29,799
Here's the comb as well.

610
00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:33,799
And Sully, can you give Hillop a little...

611
00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:36,799
Yeah, just lock right off the back.

612
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:39,799
Look back and I've wrestled him to the ground.

613
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,799
Like pulling out a fistful of hair.

614
00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:43,799
A fistful?

615
00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:44,799
You don't even use a knife.

616
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:46,799
Fine, I'll use a dagger.

617
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:47,799
Hold still.

618
00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:48,799
I'll give you a bowl cut.

619
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:49,799
Okay.

620
00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:50,799
I'll hold still.

621
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:51,799
You want bangs?

622
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:52,799
No.

623
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:53,799
I think he does.

624
00:26:53,799 --> 00:26:55,799
Maybe some feathering.

625
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:58,799
Yeah, is feathering like the alligator?

626
00:26:58,799 --> 00:26:59,799
Oh, yeah.

627
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:00,799
You're going to look great.

628
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:01,799
Just, yeah.

629
00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:02,799
Here we go.

630
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:03,799
Okay.

631
00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:04,799
Great.

632
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:05,799
This is a full-armish.

633
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:07,799
I don't want to know.

634
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:09,799
It sounds sexy.

635
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:11,799
That's what we get.

636
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:13,799
Full-armish with bangs.

637
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:14,799
That's right.

638
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,799
You are going to be all business up here in the front.

639
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:20,799
And then you are going to potty in the back.

640
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:21,799
Oh, yeah.

641
00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:22,799
I love to party.

642
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:23,799
You know me so well, Sully.

643
00:27:23,799 --> 00:27:24,799
Don't do me wrong.

644
00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:33,799
It just takes some time listening.

645
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:35,799
You're in the middle of the ride.

646
00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:36,799
What?

647
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:37,799
I don't feel like you did the right lyrics.

648
00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:41,799
No, Amy's lyrics were kicking yours out of the ballpark, Russ.

649
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:44,799
Everything, everything will be all right, Russ.

650
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:46,799
Everything, everything will be just fine.

651
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:47,799
Because you're here in the middle.

652
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:48,799
We're here.

653
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:50,799
Amy's is always so much better.

654
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,799
So I feel bad about that.

655
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:53,799
Thanks.

656
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:58,799
I mean, in your defense, quite often we just wait until you start,

657
00:27:58,799 --> 00:28:02,799
whereas she actively went out of her way to like find something for it.

658
00:28:02,799 --> 00:28:03,799
Sure did.

659
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:04,799
I did.

660
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:05,799
Which I could do more of.

661
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:06,799
I mean, we all could.

662
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,799
Russ included.

663
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:12,799
Oh, no, it's OK.

664
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:13,799
You know what?

665
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:14,799
Russ is looking a little down right now.

666
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:16,799
Do you know who would really pick him up?

667
00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:17,799
What's that?

668
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:20,799
Is it that we're three patrons away from our next goal and we'd love to hit our next goal?

669
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:25,799
Yeah, I was going to say that because we are three patrons away from reaching 90 patrons,

670
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:31,799
which would bring us to our next goal, which would be a like a live stream improv game

671
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:34,799
that we would be running with suggestions from.

672
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:35,799
We've already done one before.

673
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:36,799
Well, you know what?

674
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,799
You're listening to the episode where we where we did it.

675
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:39,799
Oh, this is the one.

676
00:28:39,799 --> 00:28:45,799
So what you're listening to is what is what we'd be doing again, but not the same.

677
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,799
Except like better, except better next time.

678
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,799
Because every time I feel like we get a little bit better, a little bit better.

679
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,799
So, yes, exactly that.

680
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:55,799
What Amy said.

681
00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:59,799
And then what you're listening to put those two things together.

682
00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:00,799
Boom. That's what we're going to do.

683
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,799
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

684
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,799
I almost blanked on what our thing is that I've been saying.

685
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:07,799
There was a slight pause in there.

686
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,799
You hadn't drawn attention to it.

687
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:10,799
I'm sure no one would have noticed.

688
00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:11,799
You know what?

689
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:13,799
This is why I wasn't on air because I always drew attention to it.

690
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:15,799
And they were like, screw that one up, guys.

691
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:16,799
Sorry about that.

692
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:17,799
Don't draw attention to it.

693
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,799
I can make fun of myself.

694
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,799
And they're like, self-deprecation is really so.

695
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:21,799
The best form of comedy.

696
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:22,799
I love it.

697
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:23,799
2007.

698
00:29:23,799 --> 00:29:25,799
I was like, well, it's only 2008.

699
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,799
Like, yeah, but that's years for you.

700
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,799
They just keep creeping up.

701
00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:32,799
And then there was an existential crisis of like age and stuff.

702
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:33,799
Oh, wow.

703
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:34,799
Fair.

704
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:40,799
As someone who did spend some time on air, I loved when I would fuck up live

705
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:45,799
and like a glorious fuck up where like all you can do is laugh about it.

706
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:49,799
Because it's so absurd that you're talking to these thousands of people

707
00:29:49,799 --> 00:29:52,799
and you're an idiot.

708
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:58,799
I've never been on the radio in any capacity that would make me a radio person.

709
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:01,799
And I love, just as a listener, I like listening to that stuff

710
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:03,799
because it humanizes people.

711
00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:06,799
And also it's just like, no, it's just someone on a mic over there

712
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:08,799
just like fucking up the whole thing.

713
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:09,799
Tom, get your shit together.

714
00:30:09,799 --> 00:30:12,799
I would always, whenever it happened, I would just laugh and go like,

715
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,799
I am not good at my job, guys.

716
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:17,799
But we're good at our jobs.

717
00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:19,799
I think is the loop.

718
00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:22,799
Because in podcasting, you don't need to be radio.

719
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:24,799
And that's why we've all left radio.

720
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:26,799
And Amy never got into radio.

721
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:31,799
Because I knew I'd be part of this podcast, which is so much better than radio.

722
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:33,799
So much better than radio.

723
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,799
I can do it in my jammies.

724
00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:39,799
So if you would love to join us at Patreon,

725
00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:42,799
which is a sentence that makes sense.

726
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:46,799
If you'd like to join us for our next live show

727
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:48,799
where we're going to improv using your ideas,

728
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:53,799
please join us over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cat.

729
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:56,799
But we can't do it until we hit 90 patrons.

730
00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:57,799
So come join us.

731
00:30:57,799 --> 00:30:58,799
Yeah.

732
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:00,799
Because that's what goals are.

733
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:01,799
We need you.

734
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:02,799
Yes, you and you.

735
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:04,799
I need you, baby.

736
00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:05,799
All right.

737
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:08,799
Back to the episode where we're playing one of these live streamed one shots.

738
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:09,799
Enjoy.

739
00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:11,799
It's like it was meant to be.

740
00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:19,799
I have so much hair in my hands.

741
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:23,799
You climb aboard the alligator and the alligator glides across the top

742
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,799
and brings you to the other side, accepts your payment,

743
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:28,799
says, well, that's very nice knowing you.

744
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,799
And I got to head back up there and find more people to help across Muck.

745
00:31:31,799 --> 00:31:32,799
Well, thank you so much.

746
00:31:32,799 --> 00:31:33,799
It was wonderful to meet you.

747
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:36,799
I did leave a pamphlet just in your back.

748
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:39,799
So the next person who flosses you will will hand it to you.

749
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:41,799
You can learn a little bit more about behind it.

750
00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:42,799
Yeah, totally.

751
00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:43,799
Storage compartments.

752
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:45,799
That's what we've determined that these are.

753
00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:46,799
Yes.

754
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:47,799
Not just forgotten items.

755
00:31:47,799 --> 00:31:52,799
You begin heading down this this corridor with your your lighted rock

756
00:31:52,799 --> 00:32:00,799
and you round a bend and into a chamber where there is a creature standing there.

757
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:03,799
There's a scent of PB and J in the air.

758
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:04,799
Oh, yeah.

759
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,799
Can you can you smell that?

760
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:07,799
Mm hmm.

761
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:08,799
Reminds me of school.

762
00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:11,799
It seems like one of those specialty peanut butters, though.

763
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:12,799
Mm hmm.

764
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:14,799
There is a specialty peanut butter.

765
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:21,799
Well, yeah, some of them have like honey roasted nuts in them and all sorts of things.

766
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:23,799
You and I had a very different upbringing.

767
00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:29,799
You see a tall hooded platypus with a name tag that says Jerry

768
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:34,799
and he's holding a jar filled with what looked like tiny jelly beans.

769
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,799
Hello, Jerry.

770
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,799
Is it?

771
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:39,799
Yeah.

772
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:42,799
I like your cloak.

773
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,799
Thanks.

774
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:49,799
Um, this seems like a forward question to ask because we just met.

775
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:53,799
But do you know anything about holy cool breeze underpants?

776
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:55,799
Yeah, you just have to get through.

777
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,799
But you have to pass the test.

778
00:32:57,799 --> 00:32:58,799
Oh, oh, what's the test?

779
00:32:58,799 --> 00:33:00,799
Is it a physical test?

780
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:02,799
Do you want me to do some jumping jacks?

781
00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:05,799
Oh, oh, and I'm already doing one arm pushups.

782
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:07,799
Wow.

783
00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:09,799
Is it a jelly bean eating test?

784
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:12,799
Because that's the only thing I bring to this situation.

785
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:15,799
Well, it's actually each of you will be tested in your own way.

786
00:33:15,799 --> 00:33:18,799
Oh, OK.

787
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:23,799
I eat a jelly bean and then determine what you're going, which tests you're going to do.

788
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:26,799
Now, does a jelly bean tell you what the test is going to be?

789
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:31,799
Or do you just eat one and think about it and then you come up with it?

790
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:34,799
Yeah.

791
00:33:34,799 --> 00:33:36,799
No, like which one of those?

792
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:38,799
He eats a jelly bean.

793
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,799
Now, is it talking to you right now?

794
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:42,799
Yeah, it's telling me things.

795
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:44,799
I have not studied funny kind of tests.

796
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:45,799
OK.

797
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:51,799
Jelly bean number one goes down and Jerry belches fire and announces

798
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,799
your test strong one.

799
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,799
Oh, yes.

800
00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:57,799
Will be

801
00:33:57,799 --> 00:33:59,799
hopscotch.

802
00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:02,799
Oh, OK.

803
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:07,799
I mean, I haven't really done a lot of hopscotch since the incident.

804
00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:11,800
A pit of mice.

805
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
Oh.

806
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,800
Strong smelling muscular mice.

807
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,800
It's a real free show.

808
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:31,800
There is a real mouse kind of musk in the air.

809
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:36,800
And I see you do have that hopscotch muscular mouse pit over there.

810
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,800
So just like a standard.

811
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800
Or do you want me to.

812
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,800
With with with flair and fashion, preferably, but standard would be OK.

813
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:54,800
So as you approach the the the hopscotch over the mouse, the strong smelling mouse pit.

814
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,800
And they're muscular and they're muscular.

815
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,800
And they're muscular.

816
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,800
Yeah, it's just like it's a it's a you know, it's like bodies really.

817
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800
Gold's gym at the bottom here.

818
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,800
They're skipping leg day, but they're not upper body.

819
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800
They're lifting rats over their head.

820
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,800
These mice, they're they're so ripped.

821
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,800
You're going to make a constitution saving throw for this for the smell, first of all.

822
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800
OK. Oh, not great, guys.

823
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,800
Not great. Oh, that's a four.

824
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Oh, God. She barf on the hopscotch course, making it hard to rain for herself.

825
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,800
It's really it's the musk of the mice.

826
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,800
And then also that, you know, that smell at the gym where it's sort of

827
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,800
it like smells like pennies almost.

828
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,800
It's like sweat and metal.

829
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,800
Oh, I'm just going to stand back here a little bit.

830
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,800
Yeah, you guys. Yeah, I'll take a couple steps back.

831
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
It's wafted. It's wafted.

832
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,800
Hey, you think you think you're so tough you can do the hopscotch.

833
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800
I don't think she's got it. I don't think she can do it.

834
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
Yeah, I don't think so either. Yeah.

835
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,800
Well, your voice is really low, Fred.

836
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,800
Been working out the vocal cords, haven't you?

837
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800
Yeah, she doesn't got it in her.

838
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800
She's going to vomit.

839
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800
Come on, pretty girl, let's go.

840
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,800
She'll slip and fall on top of us and that'll probably be bad.

841
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,800
But we'll lift her back up because we're strong mice.

842
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,800
We are many. She's one.

843
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,800
Yeah. Mice will take over the world.

844
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800
What am I rolling for my hopscotch?

845
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Acrobatics? Athletics? Yeah, let's do acrobatics.

846
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,800
Seventeen. Amidst the taunts.

847
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,800
Those only make me stronger.

848
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800
You think I have never been taunted before?

849
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,800
Fueled by your hatred.

850
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800
Yeah, you're going to... one, two, three.

851
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,800
Yeah, you're going to...

852
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Oh, she's doing it. God damn it.

853
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800
What else do we got?

854
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800
What do we got?

855
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800
Your outfit's stupid.

856
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800
And something about your ankles.

857
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Yeah, leg day much?

858
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,800
It's all falling apart as you cross this hopscotch,

859
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,800
to which Jerry turns and says,

860
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,800
Well done.

861
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800
Thanks, Jerry.

862
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800
You've passed. You can go on.

863
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Well, I'll just wait for my friends because we're kind of a team.

864
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800
We've actually got this destiny.

865
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,800
So the three of us, not that one with the weird haircut

866
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,800
that's quite angular and not... he isn't really part of the...

867
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Go ahead.

868
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
Next.

869
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Somebody find me a personality test that Tom can do.

870
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,800
A quick one.

871
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Is there like a BuzzFeed quiz to tell you which of the friends I am?

872
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
Nick said that at the same time.

873
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
What is he?

874
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,800
What friend am I?

875
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,800
Which friend's character are you?

876
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Here it is.

877
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,800
Don't stop video. That's the wrong button.

878
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,800
We're back.

879
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Stop won't stop.

880
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
I was going to say if you're any...

881
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,800
Put it in the chat because then anyone can take it.

882
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,800
There we go.

883
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,800
It's in the chat. Get it before it's gone.

884
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,800
Ross is a crit fail, it's true.

885
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Really, really.

886
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Are you going to ask him the questions or is Jerry going to ask the questions?

887
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,800
Yeah, Jerry's going to ask the questions.

888
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Or do we just wait while Tom does the questions?

889
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
No, we're going to do it.

890
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800
What's your name?

891
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800
Moot's going to pick green.

892
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,800
What's your name?

893
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,800
This is a different one.

894
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,800
Pick a movie. Good choices here.

895
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,800
Give me a movie that you like.

896
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,800
Love those Goonies.

897
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,800
Going to go with them.

898
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,800
Truffle Shuffle, right?

899
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
We'll go with fall.

900
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
That's a good season.

901
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800
Lots of song choices.

902
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,800
This is great audio when someone does a multiple choice quiz.

903
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,800
We're going to be friends by the white stripes.

904
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,800
We'll go with that one.

905
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,800
On Friday I can be found.

906
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Lots of options here.

907
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800
I will say playing board games.

908
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800
Pick a power.

909
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,800
Teleportation.

910
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,800
We got that going on for us.

911
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,800
You're a teleporter, are you?

912
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,800
Got to go with a penguin because it would be delightful to be cold right now.

913
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,800
I'm also really surprised that they didn't have one of those alligators in there.

914
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,800
I wish. If they did, I would have picked it for sure.

915
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800
Or a platypus.

916
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800
I'll pick Lord of the Rings.

917
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800
It's a fantasy series.

918
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800
Who would I rather date now?

919
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800
Tom Haverford all the way.

920
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
From Parks and Rec, thank you very much.

921
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800
How long is this quiz?

922
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
I just took the first one.

923
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800
I wanted four questions.

924
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800
We're getting down to who you are as a person.

925
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800
It's really in depth.

926
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800
Small gathering with closest friends.

927
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800
Let's do that.

928
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,800
Pick a TV show now.

929
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800
These are all terrible options.

930
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800
We'll go for house.

931
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800
I would have totally chosen Glee.

932
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800
I'm Gary, Phoebe's fiance.

933
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Excellent. Thank you, Michael Rappaport.

934
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
You're an angry cop.

935
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Isn't that who he was?

936
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800
That's really nuts.

937
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,800
If you were really hidden in depth, that wouldn't have been my guess.

938
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
Not at all.

939
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I figured you would have been one of the main cast.

940
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800
Turns out I'm a bit player.

941
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800
That seems like a noble choice.

942
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800
Anything but Ross was an immediate pass.

943
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800
Thank God.

944
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800
You can proceed.

945
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
You must do the pregnancy test.

946
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800
I'm sorry.

947
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Excuse me what?

948
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
You have to take a pregnancy test.

949
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Okay.

950
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800
It's what the jellyfish does.

951
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
I'm sorry.

952
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Excuse me what?

953
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800
You have to take a pregnancy test.

954
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800
Okay.

955
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
It's what the jelly bean says.

956
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Wait, is failing it passing it?

957
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
Oh, good question.

958
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800
What would you like the pregnancy test to say?

959
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800
What would you like the pregnancy test to say?

960
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800
Well, biologically speaking, it should be negative.

961
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800
Well, biologically speaking, it should be negative.

962
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
But I mean, I'm not going to lie.

963
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
But I mean, I'm not going to lie.

964
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
You know, could be that Glimer of hope.

965
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800
You know, could be that Glimer of hope.

966
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,800
Like, what if, right?

967
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800
You have a lot of wisdom to share.

968
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800
You have a lot of wisdom to share.

969
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800
Two lines for positive and then one line for negative.

970
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Two lines for positive and then one line for negative.

971
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
Is there like a smiley face if it's positive?

972
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Is there like a smiley face if it's positive?

973
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Or a frowny face if it's negative?

974
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800
Because I don't think you should tell me how I feel about this.

975
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
No, no.

976
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
It's just the two lines.

977
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,800
Because, you know, we don't want to put that state.

978
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800
Right, because I got lots of feelings about it.

979
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Sure, yeah.

980
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800
It's an emotional rollercoaster we're going to go through together.

981
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800
It's an emotional rollercoaster we're going to go through together.

982
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800
We're going to pee on this thing.

983
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
You're going to pee on this thing.

984
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800
There was a bathroom behind me.

985
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Oh, yeah, well of course.

986
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
I just didn't know if you...

987
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800
No, I'm not a doctor in the pee or anything.

988
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
I actually do really gotta go.

989
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Okay, well let's just all stand outside here and give Sully some motivational support.

990
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Okay, well let's just all stand outside here and give Sully some motivational support.

991
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800
Whilst I'm peeing?

992
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
Sure, yeah.

993
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800
Think of flowing streams, babbling brooks.

994
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Think of flowing streams, babbling brooks.

995
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800
You can do this, Sully.

996
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800
Waterfalls.

997
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Listen.

998
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800
You're doing great.

999
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800
That's almost what.

1000
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Do you need a jelly bean?

1001
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Do you want, like, row row row?

1002
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Just something distracting?

1003
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800
Okay, can we get it in a round?

1004
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
Okay, yeah, I'll start.

1005
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Row row, row your boat, gently down the stream.

1006
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
Let it go.

1007
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.

1008
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800
Don't know what a rowboat is.

1009
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Okay, Jesus, I'm done.

1010
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Oh

1011
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800
Yeah, hey, I'm here too

1012
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:43,680
That's how usually characters work. They just kind of drift into the background sometimes. Did you pee yet like a gary from friends?

1013
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:54,500
And what well it's the package says you got to wait two minutes, but oh

1014
00:42:55,519 --> 00:42:57,519
Shake it around

1015
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,280
What's my test do I get a test

1016
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:08,600
Well, yeah, he'll up can go over. Well, we're waiting again. Well, I did just say there were three of you not noticing you in the back

1017
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:15,519
Well, that's really hurtful. I mean even with that haircut. You didn't notice him. Oh, yeah kind of blended into the curtains there

1018
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:21,640
There's curtains. I did. Oh, yeah, beautiful curtain. I didn't even see them before. Well, where do you think he was peeing?

1019
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:28,760
Well, I mean knowing sully just anywhere he wants. Yeah, that's fair guys. I'm right here. Okay. Well, I didn't need to do a test

1020
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,240
I can just

1021
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,400
You're still talking. Yeah, okay. How's the test look, huh?

1022
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,360
All right

1023
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:42,400
It's okay. So one one line. It's negative and two lines is positive sure

1024
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,160
Okay, well, that's what the box says. I've never taken one. Well me neither

1025
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:52,400
Okay, a line and a you and a unicorn. There's a line and then a picture of a unicorn

1026
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:58,600
Do you think you're pregnant with a unicorn? Wow. Oh my god. Wait, that's terrifying check the book check the book

1027
00:43:58,759 --> 00:44:05,960
Oh a line in a unicorn it says at some point in a previous live show you've pissed off a unicorn

1028
00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:12,119
Yep. Yep, and they're probably gonna be down the hall protecting the underwear. Oh

1029
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:20,759
Well, that's very specific. Wow, you really do have a personal test for everyone except Hilla, but Hilla probably should do

1030
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:29,240
Something right I could do something I mean wait out here dance contest I could hold your jelly beans

1031
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:36,240
Zumba I could I could do Zumba. I practice sometimes when they're doing the classes, you know

1032
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:40,480
Cuz I train all of the new recruitees. Do you need someone to count your jelly beans?

1033
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,680
I bet Hilla would be great at that. I could count the jelly beans

1034
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:49,080
Yeah, I mean we could count the jelly looks like a lot of jelly. All right, you got to do it while staying silent though

1035
00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:51,360
Starting now. Oh

1036
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,199
So close. Ah

1037
00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:57,960
Okay, starting now you two you two three go check out your unicorn. Oh

1038
00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:02,480
Boy, I don't really want to I'm kind of nervous about the unicorn now

1039
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,719
Yeah, I feel like I really need to work up a good apology here

1040
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:12,079
Yeah, but I do really want those cool breeze underpants. So maybe it's worth the awkward conversation

1041
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:18,480
Okay. Yeah, you know what? Let's do it. Okay, the fact that you think it's just gonna be an awkward conversation

1042
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:24,000
Is just just it's precious. Everyone knows unicorns are jerks

1043
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:31,400
Let's go. I said that real loud. They definitely heard me say that you head down this this hallway, which wasn't very long

1044
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,279
So whoever is waiting for you on the other side

1045
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:40,039
Heard you as well. I'm trying to get out there and you come around the corner and

1046
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:44,079
it's in a well-lit room and there is a

1047
00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:50,440
What you're drawn to first is the unicorn who's sitting cross-legged in a chair

1048
00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:53,039
Waiting for you

1049
00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:53,920
Wow

1050
00:45:53,920 --> 00:46:01,400
Looking at their imaginary watch and then behind them on a pedestal floating in this kind of like Beauty and the Beast

1051
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:08,480
Like flower protecting chamber is are the what looked to be the relic

1052
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,400
Holy relic underpants of cool breeze at least how they've been described to you

1053
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:17,759
The unicorn looks at you and says well, it's been a long

1054
00:46:19,199 --> 00:46:26,039
Frickin time. Yeah, how are you cross-legged in that chair? I'm a frickin unicorn. Okay. I mean nice

1055
00:46:26,279 --> 00:46:28,279
Nice to see you again

1056
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,360
Very lovely. I don't think we caught your name before when we met in one hoof. He

1057
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:39,159
From beneath his arm you see him pull out a cigar and he just takes a long drag from it

1058
00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:43,360
And sorry. What was your question? I was too busy smoking my stogie

1059
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,500
Oh, well, I was just I want to be able to like

1060
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:53,559
You know reference you by name. I don't just want to say hey unicorn. So what's your name?

1061
00:46:53,559 --> 00:47:00,400
And my name is Abernathy Abelhoof, but my friends call me sparkly breeze. Well, so can we call you you can call me?

1062
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:07,559
Abernathy, okay. Yes. Yes, sir. Mr. Abelhoof. So nice to meet you or to see you again meet you formally

1063
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,200
I guess you brought me into the world's smallest

1064
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Underground chamber, do you know

1065
00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:18,800
How long I've been on this earth to be brought just poof into the smallest

1066
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:26,960
Underground tunnel. Okay. Yeah, I would like to say right off the top. I'm very sorry about that. It wasn't intentional

1067
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,200
See I get this like

1068
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,480
How to say it I get this

1069
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:40,080
Like build up of energy in me and then sometimes some crazy things happen as a result

1070
00:47:40,079 --> 00:47:47,880
And that's that's what I somehow summoned you unintentionally. The answer is one thousand nine years four months and ten days

1071
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,920
Oh, I thought it was a rhetorical question. I didn't know we were supposed to actually guess looking for a number

1072
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:58,679
Oh, wow been around long enough. I can wait for answers, but I didn't think you were gonna get there

1073
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:03,119
so you get all pent up and frustrated and then you just think of a

1074
00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:07,639
Unicorn and I know no again making it sound real weird. Yeah

1075
00:48:07,639 --> 00:48:11,119
No, nothing nothing like that. Just when I when I use my magic

1076
00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:17,759
Sometimes there's like a quirk to it and oh, you know what moot you should prove it. Oh

1077
00:48:18,319 --> 00:48:25,440
Great idea. Okay. Sure. Yeah, let's yeah prove it make something happen. Yeah, do some magic and do something unintended. Okay

1078
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,440
um, I guess I'll

1079
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:30,119
I'll just bring you bring my

1080
00:48:30,839 --> 00:48:34,199
Crab claw I'll show that off to you. Maybe that will

1081
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:41,360
That will trigger something moot summons his crab claw and I rolled a high roll so nothing happens there

1082
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:46,400
He dismisses it. Well, you know, let me I'll just try again. I'll try you know, yeah

1083
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,480
Just keep it rolling. You're patient. You've got all the time in the world as you

1084
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:56,720
Yeah, you just do you just stand in the corner. So the other two of you you had nothing to do with summoning me

1085
00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:02,280
Then now we just know have we just happen to usually be beside him doing these

1086
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:08,320
Yeah, we're a team. And so I guess in that way it's sort of all of our faults, but more specifically

1087
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,960
glim well

1088
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,280
If he's only we don't do if he's only looking to punish one of us

1089
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:20,080
Well off on the side you guys just see like the crab claw showing up and vanishing showing up and vanishing showing up and vanishing

1090
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,580
Moat at least do something different finally on like the fifth try

1091
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,920
He gets it and I will roll you a d100 Russ. All right

1092
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:34,720
Oh, baby, everybody you tell me what happens when his wild magic search table goes

1093
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,720
You're talking with Abernathy and

1094
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:55,480
Moots crab claws going on and off and on and off and on and off after a while suddenly another unicorn appears

1095
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,480
Okay, so this was a bad example

1096
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,599
Fred you two know each other. We all know each other

1097
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:07,719
I've been around for a thousand nine years four months and what did I say six date? Check the tally marks. Okay

1098
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:14,280
No, well, I just that would have been really presumptuous of me and be like I can't like all

1099
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,719
Unicorns know each other. I mean, come on a little unlikely though. The world is a big place. Yeah

1100
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:25,519
No, that's Fred. I mean you can call him Magellan mighty horn, but his name to me is Fred. Okay

1101
00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:30,219
Yeah, oh cuz you're friends. That's right. Are you though?

1102
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,480
Why am I here? Okay. Well, I just first off I want to say I'm sorry

1103
00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:42,159
Unintentional this mook over here. He just like summons unicorns at his will and pleasure

1104
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,159
Okay, like that's not that's just one of many things that what are you?

1105
00:50:47,159 --> 00:50:53,159
I what are you even doing here unicorn boy? I've turned into a sheep before nobody's talking about that

1106
00:50:53,159 --> 00:50:59,960
Maybe you guys could mention that to the unicorns. He got he got shorter. Yeah, I like seven inches. He's quite a bit shorter

1107
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:06,639
Yeah, so you like to get shorter so you can I don't I don't get I'm not connecting the dots here

1108
00:51:06,639 --> 00:51:12,559
Where do the unicorns come? That's the thing. There's no dots to connect. It's totally random. I have no control over it

1109
00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:14,799
Roll a persuasion

1110
00:51:14,799 --> 00:51:20,719
That's an 18 for persuasion. Give me a second. I'm gonna go talk to Fred over here. Hey Fred

1111
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,240
Yeah, are we gonna give this guy a second chance here? I mean he's this is his second chance

1112
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:30,840
Are we gonna give this guy a third chance and tell him if he summons another unicorn? We're gonna you know, really rough them up

1113
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,720
Should really quit that it's terrible terrible habit. Um

1114
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,200
You know, I'm not gonna lie I was in a real bad spot

1115
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:48,640
It's kind of awesome that I think I'm poof dead where I was so there was a good thing

1116
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,920
Can I borrow 500 gold you borrow 500 gold

1117
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:57,440
You come I'm just in a tight spot. You come in you still owe me 500 gold from the last time

1118
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:03,239
Yeah, but I mean what we mean you were in a tight spot. Were you in it with with gambling unicorns?

1119
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:09,119
The GU is really persuasive. Hmm. Yeah Albert. He's got it. He's got an out

1120
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:13,119
He's got a he's got his eyes on you doesn't he? Well, I just you know

1121
00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:18,079
like I had that hot streak and it was going and it was going and then and then it wasn't and

1122
00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:24,359
Look you was betting against the Minotaur again, wasn't you? Well, I mean look

1123
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:32,359
You're pooping out the jelly beans again. I can tell your stomach is turning. Okay. What did you what are you two?

1124
00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:34,400
What are you three? I keep calling you two

1125
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:40,019
What are you three doing down here? Well, we we we're on a righteous quest

1126
00:52:40,839 --> 00:52:42,179
Yes, yeah

1127
00:52:42,179 --> 00:52:47,960
To underpants to get those underpants. Oh, you want the underpants cooling breeze. Yeah. Yeah

1128
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,960
Well, I could trade those for something. Oh

1129
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:54,240
What would do we have anything that you would want? What are you interested in?

1130
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,079
You got any buffet coupons? Oh

1131
00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:04,079
Someone's speaking my language here and moot goes into like his little rucksack and he's rummaging around

1132
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:06,079
I got all what are you in the mood for?

1133
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:11,920
His chances are I have it you've like a philofax of them like it's like an accordion wallet

1134
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,740
They're all like well, I want like the highest rated one

1135
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:22,020
They haven't been rating the the buffets if you can give me the highest rated buffet at this side of this the spine of the world

1136
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:29,500
You can take the underpants. Okay. Okay a little little confab here guys

1137
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:37,220
It's gotta be do you think sir schloss racist is it racist to say golden corral is that

1138
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:43,260
Is that that's probably inappropriate, right? I mean, they're schloss is probably the best one. You're right. You're right

1139
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:47,580
They definitely have the most variety. So I'm thinking maybe social ops

1140
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:51,380
There's plum garden. Yeah, these are salad palace

1141
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:55,260
Potatoes

1142
00:53:55,260 --> 00:54:00,260
We're really good. Oh so good. And I mean who doesn't like a good cop?

1143
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:07,040
Yeah, maybe I'd I hate to ask moot, but do you think you could like maybe pick a couple? Oh

1144
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:10,900
Throw in it's like a bonus just cuz you know, we did

1145
00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,460
Well, and I mean also

1146
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:17,860
Potatoes is really like it's very like there's only one option

1147
00:54:19,539 --> 00:54:25,720
But there's only the one yeah, there's just one so maybe like, you know, okay. Yep. Sure got it

1148
00:54:26,539 --> 00:54:28,539
Okay, so

1149
00:54:29,059 --> 00:54:31,440
Abernathy, yes lots of choices

1150
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:36,480
Potatoes is a great one. So here's a coupon for that. Oh

1151
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:39,980
golden corral

1152
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,900
Okay. Yep seemed. All right

1153
00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:47,280
Whoo, that was a I didn't know if that was gonna be good or not. I'll be honest with you

1154
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:53,619
Sir schloss is great. And uh, that's the new one, right? Yeah, it's it's just open

1155
00:54:53,619 --> 00:55:00,619
They have a lot of fun things on on the on selection. So that's pretty good. And yeah, give him one for fun. Do oh

1156
00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:06,780
When you fondue you fondue. Yep. Perfect. Got it. All right, and fun do so that's four choices

1157
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:11,180
Not choices your choice is all for you for you. Yeah, you're gonna give me all four all four

1158
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:17,860
One thing I would recommend. I don't know you're eating habits, but maybe don't try to tackle all four on the same day

1159
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:24,300
I mean, I'm a unicorn. I could probably eat a lot right? That's that's right. Yeah Fred as well

1160
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:29,660
Yeah, as much as we desire. Yeah, we just turn them into these jelly beans and Jerry comes and takes him

1161
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,380
I don't know what he does with them

1162
00:55:31,420 --> 00:55:37,860
Yep, oh it's best not to go down that well. Yeah, sure. I'll take all four of these buffet coupons and

1163
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,460
You can have these

1164
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:44,500
Underpants and would you say that a debt to you for accidentally?

1165
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:51,900
Poofing you into a place that you did not say you would like to be look we settled me and Fred here

1166
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:56,420
We give you a third chance if we hear that unicorns are going missing

1167
00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:01,900
We're gonna come find you. Oh boy. Yeah breaking knees, right?

1168
00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:06,880
Okay, that that seems totally totally fair. We will make sure to

1169
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:10,420
Avoid all unicorns at all costs

1170
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,579
That was an accident

1171
00:56:16,579 --> 00:56:23,099
Yeah, sorry, we're trying to be intimidating here. Yeah, we'll find you take the underpants and get out of our sight before

1172
00:56:23,099 --> 00:56:25,740
It's too late mess with the unicorns and you get the horn

1173
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:31,579
Boy. All right. Yep. Okay. Okay. We're just gonna grab these then they look great. They could have this like 90s

1174
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:36,340
Kind of board short kind of look and I love it

1175
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:39,300
Glim wears them out

1176
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:43,460
As the three of you run back out and grab hill up on your way

1177
00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:47,260
Yeah, that was like a pointed threat like, you know, he he really gets it

1178
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:51,920
Oh, he's not gonna be summoning no more unicorns. All right. Now tell me about this

1179
00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:54,980
Minotaur you owe money

1180
00:56:55,019 --> 00:56:59,820
Only 500 gold, but I just don't have it because of my crippling gambling debt

1181
00:57:00,019 --> 00:57:03,599
We fade out on the crippling candling candling that handling that

1182
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,460
Fred has a day job

1183
00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,940
Village that's right and

1184
00:57:14,579 --> 00:57:22,619
We see moot glim and sully followed quickly by hillup as they're running back towards the city where they found this quest

1185
00:57:22,619 --> 00:57:27,500
Alright you guys we really got a head back to pansies. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we've been we've been gone too long

1186
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:33,380
You think that we'll still get the reward? Well, we got these underpants. Are they doing anything for you glim? They look fantastic

1187
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:40,339
Well, I mean over my armor so not probably the full effect, but it seemed rude to just like

1188
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,420
really wear them but it is

1189
00:57:44,059 --> 00:57:49,779
Breezy, it's cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Huh? Let me try them

1190
00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:54,580
Okay, and we all take a minute just trying on because they're like the sisterhood of the trap

1191
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:59,740
Everyone perfectly running through the muggy swamp like, you know

1192
00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:05,580
You need some cool breeze and as you pull them on like it's like a sea breeze

1193
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:08,740
It blows my hair back

1194
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:15,060
That hair too you do not know what sully situation is downstairs

1195
00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:17,059
I don't like it

1196
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,900
It's just a little wavy

1197
00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:25,659
He's like any teenage boy probably very self-conscious about his pubes. It's fair

1198
00:58:25,659 --> 00:58:29,980
But yes, you get the sea breeze and it cools you right down and you feel good. You feel dry

1199
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:36,420
You feel refreshed. I feel like powder dry. This is this moot. Would you like to oh, yeah hand them over

1200
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,659
Here we go. You pull back into

1201
00:58:38,859 --> 00:58:40,859
You pull back into

1202
00:58:40,859 --> 00:58:44,699
Panties you pull back into panties and make your way to

1203
00:58:46,819 --> 00:58:54,420
Omelette egg crushers abode and you knock on the door and there's loud footsteps that come and the door opens

1204
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:56,460
And it's a wafting

1205
00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:59,980
odor that comes out of the of the house

1206
00:59:00,539 --> 00:59:05,219
And he's staring down looking at you and says did you bring me my prized?

1207
00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:11,540
Underwear I have taken them off before we go into the house and I yep. Yeah, we've got them right here

1208
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,820
Just what you were looking for

1209
00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:17,220
He looks at them

1210
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:23,300
Snatches them from your hand and gives them a good look over and says these are them of good

1211
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:30,140
Been upset making that deal with the unicorn

1212
00:59:30,539 --> 00:59:37,339
He pulls them on one leg at a time and you see like as if there are fans beneath him

1213
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,500
He's cooled

1214
00:59:39,779 --> 00:59:46,179
From top to tail and this the odor eliminates from the entire area

1215
00:59:47,179 --> 00:59:48,500
well

1216
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,500
Mr. Omelette if I

1217
00:59:51,819 --> 00:59:53,539
Ask you ah

1218
00:59:53,539 --> 00:59:59,500
Refreshed why do you keep your prized underwear under such strict?

1219
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:04,059
Like locking key situations well I put inconvenient

1220
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:07,099
I put them down there in the winter when you don't need them

1221
01:00:07,099 --> 01:00:09,339
And then I need someone to go fetch them in the summer

1222
01:00:12,139 --> 01:00:16,940
But because it's so hot and muggy I can't bring myself to take my to

1223
01:00:17,179 --> 01:00:21,619
Trek on back and say I blame you I owe you I owe you payment for these though

1224
01:00:21,619 --> 01:00:27,299
Right now that I'm in a better mood. I think I think I feel good about actually paying you now

1225
01:00:27,299 --> 01:00:29,299
I was just gonna shut the door previously

1226
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,859
Well, thank you for your honesty come in come in and he

1227
01:00:34,859 --> 01:00:40,859
Allows you into his house and goes into a back room and comes back after a few moments

1228
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:43,139
He's got three things in his arms

1229
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:49,099
He's got an envelope in one hand and he hands it to the group not into anybody in particular and says here's some buffet

1230
01:00:49,099 --> 01:00:50,779
coupons and oh

1231
01:00:50,779 --> 01:00:55,659
Here's here's uh this is a jar of jelly beans

1232
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,819
Take those yes, thank you

1233
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:05,259
And this one is a larger jar actually there's a few things in here

1234
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:09,099
Most of the things I've been trying to get rid of but maybe you like them

1235
01:01:09,539 --> 01:01:12,500
You look inside and there is a small

1236
01:01:13,539 --> 01:01:15,339
small statue

1237
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:17,579
figurine of a unicorn

1238
01:01:18,619 --> 01:01:24,219
also in there are a mummified monkey's finger and like

1239
01:01:25,659 --> 01:01:29,619
Probably wouldn't know this in this world, but there's like a small like rubber

1240
01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:33,859
Bat you wouldn't know a balloon. There's balloons in there. Oh

1241
01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:41,940
Like inflated balloon. No just like to be inflated balloon. Oh, okay. Yeah an inflated a

1242
01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:47,059
Limp balloon a limp balloon. Thank you. Thank you

1243
01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,859
This is very my prized possessions are now yours

1244
01:01:50,859 --> 01:01:54,900
Well, I mean those buffet coupons are we find ourselves in need of them now

1245
01:01:55,019 --> 01:02:03,380
Yeah, this unicorn statue will remind us to never summon a unicorn again. Mm-hmm a good reminder forever lesson learned. Oh

1246
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:10,900
When you say summon a unicorn again a unicorn is right beside you what?

1247
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:26,900
I

1248
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:54,260
Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2 episode 113

1249
01:02:55,019 --> 01:03:00,900
Flashback improv live show episode starring Amy More as sully Carla Max dead as glim

1250
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:06,740
Tom Laird as moot and Russ More as your dungeon master editing production and sound design is by Russ More

1251
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:14,380
This episode featured music from Kavin McLeod and epidemic sound and sound effects from epidemic sound boom library and sound ideas a

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01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:16,380
Huge thank you to our supporting producers

1253
01:03:16,619 --> 01:03:23,380
Gabriel Lynch Jessica Babya cat water flame Jacob Madden Christian Brown Devin Michaels Craig Zeiss Aaron Stevens

1254
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:31,140
Daryl if Lulahan Sharlee Warley and LA Branton support Dumbgeons and Dragons at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where you'll receive

1255
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:38,240
instant access to bonus episodes a Patreon exclusive podcast called the adventures of as well as helping us towards our next goal where

1256
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:45,420
We'll do another one of these for all of our patrons an improv live show event happening at 90 patrons and 100 patrons

1257
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:49,980
If you help us towards both we have no choice but to do a couple back-to-back pretty quick

1258
01:03:49,980 --> 01:03:55,740
You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumb dragon cast and on instagram and twitter at dumb dragon cast

1259
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:59,240
Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk again soon

1260
01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:06,900
You put it into the ooze mud sorry mud

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01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:14,300
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production